Xavier: I know what your butt did to that boy! That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. But not like the others. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. Quotes.net. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. In "World of Hurt, B. C.", Xavier sees a news broadcast on the discovery of the oldest known cave painting, which depicts a being that looks very similar to him, and goes back in time to find out how it got there. Xavier: You need to move on from losing your father back there. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! It's just God's tears. Mexican Gang Leader: Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing. "Taste the pain!" (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. Me, I like to kill on the beach. Your every smile is a dagger. Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Robby: Closure?! 2 Mar. Woman's Voice: Congratulations. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. (The reporter gestures to a crude drawing of Xavier.). I look cut. "Take that!" Charge him a recycling fee! And a cot. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Xavier: You were so sexy out there, Skeeter-Beast. Web. This allows you to focus on the securities you are interested in, so you can make informed decisions. This is an absolutely brilliant show, from top to bottom, and is probably way too intelligent for the average Adult Swim viewer. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Frightened? and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. Conversation nook. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! Or is it vice-reversa? Designed by, INVERSORES! 2023. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. Oh yeah, I dont polycotton to coping tropes, even my own. Its's blown ducks. Hello? Destiny. Disk Jockey: We're back! When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion. X2: Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako I like it.". Processing. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. I crapped out, but Im tough, I can suck it up. Honkey. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Vote YES on Proposition 1321. Just slice and insert! Xavier: My god. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. During his travels, he learns more about his Chimp. SoundCloud. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. I'm standing right here. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]. I wish I could see myself watching washing. Mocho: I can think so cleary without all the visual clutter. Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. We're a dying breed. You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." Flush them now. You may now begin to play the game Xavier: God has put me through his reamer, but I've come out the other side with his calling ["calling" echoes] in my ear! The balance of happiness is constant. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. He even managed to talk a non-suicidal window cleaner he thought was about to kill himself into jumping off the building. So, if you're the typical Hot Topic-shopping "oh man look how funny this is when I'm stoned!" Xavier: Pfft, I could do that with my third eye tied behind my back. Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. Wonder where's my reward. Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature? Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. Some o' them crazy cookies. Don't be a pleasure hog. You say this factory is poisoning you? You are on trial for being on trial! I fingered myself. You only got one penii? l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Fatestiny. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. You killed your own father! Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you? You could say it started when I was a kid. Also I'm really depressed yay. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Tude: Man, I must have wolfed a mind-burrito, because I just had a massive brain fart. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. Hold. Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man? Xavier: Let's stay one step ahead of the cops. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Inhale. Unknown WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. I have no powers. Mexican Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived out initiation. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Mexican Gang Leader: I like. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. All I remember is that I don't know my name, and that I can't remember if I do know my, uh, um. To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. Couldn't save my parents. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". Go on. I have no powers. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. [echoes] Life. Welcome to Beyond Charts. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? We just got our new shipment. I'm committing vehicular manburger helper, and it tastes like pure liquid relief. Xavier: I can take it. Are you prepared for this moment? Close your eyes. Web Valve Corporation. Quotes.net. Copyright 2023 ec Estudio Integral. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Good luck finding out what it is really about, though. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? And now it's time for me to walk away. Inhale. Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. WaitsorryImeandrugs! Xavier: This must mean I've saved a life. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. You, Xavier! Hold. I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. And a WiFi hotspot. Xavier sneaks into an asylum and does the same to his own mother. Ill call your bluff, Ill see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand. AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Xavier: Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others. (thinking) Its haunting elegance is so restrained. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. That's where all my stuff is. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. And you need my help? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Shiny's coming to town, and he wants his drug shipment. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. Robby's Father: Well, I tell you: I'd swim through a lake full of water for these cakes. I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. Youd like me to be you, wouldnt me? Cavewoman: My husband. Like most folks, I've always been different. LOTE EN VA PARQUE SIQUIMAN A 2 CUADRAS DE LAGO SAN ROQUE. Mexican Gang Leader: I don't want Percy to be our leader anymore. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Did he clip you? In her place we have "Popo", a very special gorilla from the research center who has been studying sign language under the tutelage of my wife June for three years. Mexican Gang Leader: Okay, Thursday night is Mailroom Monday. X1: "Hello?" Get out of town and start a new life. Hold. Xavier: Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on. Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Weiner, take all! As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. Fatestiny. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. Clip: We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms. Some folks say its every beat is the sound of god kicking an angel in the face. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Ready? Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. You need closure. Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Xavier: Easy, stranger. You're my passion. the woman he's having sex with is his mother. [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Web Valve Corporation. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. This noodle is a steel cage! Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. Man: What do I care? From beginners to professionals, we come together to teach, learn, and share everything about Screenwriting. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. Of course, I could in this vein swap to Sadako from Ringu but I think Kayako is much cooler. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Kiss your mother, youngling. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. Diner Employee: We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time. Xavier: Life. Well it's 5:55. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. [Clip and Grandmama starts kissing each other like lesbians]. Juggler: I went to Burning Person this year? It depends on what you mean by "God". Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. All rights reserved. Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. You hear that? I don't remember my name. However, it should be called. Do you think you can fit inside me? [echoing] Walk away, walk away. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. This project was completed with assistance from the Georgia Film Office, a division of the Georgia Department of Economic Development. But its too late, you snoze, you lose. Xavier: In this odd dominion, driving backwards over people can mend them! I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Count of three, we show whats under the loincloth! l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. in the same voice every time Xavier gets beaten up for "being a freak", regardless of the character saying it. Xavier: Calm it down. WebXavier Renegade Angel Phone Booth scene, but its Sora and Fluttershy. Brat: I want universal oneness. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". First of all, its daytime! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. Yes made it! on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. All rights reserved. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier%3A_renegade_angel%2C_season_1_1840, Read the entire Xavier: Renegade Angel show script, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1's quotes, https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier:_renegade_angel,_season_1_quotes_1840. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. I'm doing it. Xavier: Life. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Man #2: My eye! Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. See yourself out. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Young Xavier: But, Master, you can't punch someone with your mind. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. Watch. I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. During his travels, he learns more about his And this is no game. shattering their partially frozen bodies. Xavier: Aya-hu! Xavier: No. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! I'm the one who asked. Wherever there is suffering, I was there. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! We're a dying breed. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. I'm some sort of life-savior? executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Television Reporter: I'm here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Well I eat balls for breakfast. WebNick Weidenfeld. The show was animated in 3D with (some) motion-capture all done in CGI, which allowed for a vast range of strangeness; it is all pretty damn trippy, to say the least. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. You could say it started when I was a kid. Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. OH! JavaScript is disabled. 2023. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Dance Music: Are you prepared for this moment? Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Hello? with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Web. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Rodney: You weren't supposed to say my name! The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. Xavier: Well, if that's love, I'd like to make some love (shakes his fist) to his mouth. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Just go towards the light. Inhale. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. 3. The show's only real coherent narrative revolves around a subplot involving Xavier's incredibly screwed-up childhood and the death of his adoptive parents. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Why? I found out the hard way.". WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Xavier: Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. 2 Mar. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Processing. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm surprised you showed up. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. But I'd sure like to try. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Farmer: We're in a drought. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Xavier: Ahh. I just repopulated my pants. You couldnt seek your way out of a cardboard bag! Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. But which side is that? Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. Xavier: Life. All rights reserved. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. For this is my destiny Clumso: Uh-oh! Hello!" So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on But not like the others. But I eat balls for breakfast. One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Think of some kids. Depth Overload. No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! Hello? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Blue chocolate Whoopsie Doodles, available for a limited time only! The camera then briefly switches to perspective of the eye as the crow flies away. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. She wants it harder. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. I've got to help those poor bastards. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Succotash, succotash, win some cash! WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Xavier: Of course! And so the final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match. Oh yeah? Dweeby Chimp. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? One step ahead of the policia. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. Are you prepared for this moment? I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Hello? You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. When a redneck dies after. We're a dying breed. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Turn you back. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. During the "battle of wits" between the two Xaviers in "Shakashuri Blowdown," one of them says "your mom's so shallow, "Vibracaust" and "Xavier's Maneuver" both have, "El Tornadodor" and "Damnesia Vu" both have. it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. 3. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. We all have our own way of killing. Confront your future. It's intense! Here's my card. So huge, it hurts! Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. Hello? Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. Relax. How long you stand there, freak? Bestial-ulating that skeeter? Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. 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