H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? Today, Bill Gates announced that after twenty-seven years of marriage, he will be divorcing. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa. You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. # FAQ What?! . Playing with kids Harambe. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. Hello, Kripparrian, this is your ass, Assarrian, with a humble request to stop talking out of me. I want to please Shrek. He doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" he's just like "nah spells are fun." Kripp has NEVER said "I LOVE YOU" to chat. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. Lets beat him to death! Zoomer going zoomies!! Vote blue! If Kripp doesn't say "I love you" to us chat, then I think it's time we leave him until he realizes how important we are.. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. . Edit: thanks for the likes XD, BAN ONE 12 YEAR OLD AND YOU GET THE WHOLE 9GAG. s . Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming. He gave it up immediately. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. Only a true failure can fail to build a pyramid May as well not even bother And Still my pyramid sucks. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins. The longest word: Titin (shortened form). Press J to jump to the feed. fuck, Fuck! I was yelling in voice chat. "Teaching, I think." ., *. . We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program with the local animal shelter, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. Origin. Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Thank you. Grow up chat, grow up. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. ,. I'm really trying to pay attention to the stream and you guys are distracting me. . The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially in the same small website. At the time my girlfriend, now Fiance, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. Since you visited us last time we've updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. I miss the sweet Harambe. "What's so funny?" . LISTEN TO ME. , older than 11 turning 13 in may you guessed it right im 12 btw hahAA, No one: Eating his food Harambe. Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. I the groom, dapr my bride You took a shortcut and gained nothing. It's funny seeing the "minds" in chat entertained by a virtual childrens card game. No English, no food, no money. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. The only explanation is that there is an immature person in there, and surely that wouldn't be you, a fine emotionally-stable adult! The poop accelerates. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. I prefer the magic. The poop accelerates. This part people don't see. 4Head. Dont pussy out you fucking idiots. In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. THIS YUGIOH THINGY KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY AD MARATHON . Arigato gozaimasu <3. Up in the news Harambe. "No thanks, milady, it's only single player. But mistake! My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, hes letting you down. The sentiment, however, is universal. . On June 28th, 2019, Twitter user @indeprive[1] tweeted the copypasta, parodying a person sending a suggestive text, trying to brush it off by saying "just kidding," but affirming their seriousness by adding "unless..?" Red suuuus. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that! Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces I ask. I do operation. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. Please DO NOT buy the BTS meal if you don't stan them. I've, painted, this 1 or 2 hours I've painted. I hecking love SEN TenZ, I watch him changing crosshairs everyday and use them in valorant games. , NA COMING THROUGH GO TO SCHOOL RISK LIFE 10 IQ PRESIDENT GETTING MY SISTER PREGNANT WALL THINK THEY SAVED WORLD WAR NA EDUCATION GOVERMENT SO BAD HAD TO SHUT DOWN 45, The broadcaster of this channel has promoted you to mod status. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Best team in Gully Cricket 2020 but no results in ODI 2021. If possible, count on staying put tomorrow as well. Well, lemme tell you one thing: Math is an abbreviation for mathematics, so youre only looking at 36% of the whole thing. The store was short on change so he just pays the full dollar amount. So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again. ARRIVED has They are looking to hire Lohar "Steel" Kissan to increase their chances of making it to FIFA 2022. Watashi won't stand for this. I find it inappropriate to compare us with ancient Rome's lowest class as there is nothing ignominious to being a member of the proletariat. I shrugged and told him.go ahead. Steady hand. haha just kidding.. unless.. ? Microsoft only have themselves to blame for all this attention. Seriously. He hands me a crooked bill that is almost ripped in half and says "thanks pal, in the future that single egg will be worth a dollar so we will call it even" Youre dumb and lame! not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! You're fucking dead, kiddo. She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. He is going into baseball so he's learning how to throw like a pro from you! You are now your own wifes boyfriend. See you soon, 7 5 copypasta Sentinels is my pride This is going to sound crazy, but someone posted that same paragraph just a minute ago. The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. He was safe for another day. I hope Zoe wins xD. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. These copypastas often feature fictive characters or emoticons with two stances, one appearing receding, and the other being seemingly initiative. Installation is simple and free. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. Now go paint a mountain or something and don't you dare copypaste this. i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about reynad. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Try talking in chat again when you're a true fan. I laugh. Thanks again! You experienced a hollow victory. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Share Anime is art 39. A misaligned and mismanaged XBOX business, even still in the Phil Spencer era, goes a long way to put in to focus how much money has already been pumped in to the business and how much is. then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma, Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. (remove this part of the message after pasteing in chat, your $1 has been sent to your Paypal account, Bethesda). but wait can you do three cans! Some old boomer was in front of me and chatting away with the woman at the cash register. I'm bronze by the way. Really suspicious, huh? The meme format has since evolved into a number of different variations but has its roots in Minecraft. "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good . Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. , You have been permanently banned from this channel , So you're going by "Octavian" now plebian? That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. "Where are you from?" No problem! Our shield will bounce incoming Weebs right back to the dark place they came from (definitely not HEARTHSTONE), causing them to effectively Spread their disease called anime to themselves! God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense While he's chewing he tells me it's a great time to buy bonds. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader. My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. Step 1: Use Wifes Tinder Account And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? That's already been priced in. thank you Jarsoyt! Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. But these British people, what do they eat? He is playing Tavern Brawl. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." 4Head EU HERE 4Head ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF GROUPS THIS YEAR?? refers to a copypasta which grew popular on Twitter in late June and early July of 2019. "requiescat in pace" I got no fuckin' lime. when were you when john lenin dies? . He was telling the lady how inflation is a good thing. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here, you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about, Jeff Bezos But more than the BB is just so positive. "Pardon me, miladybut could you ring me up? Do us both a favor and use your brain once in a while! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. tha- Jaarsawt Jarsooo. Oh my God is that Jarso with the five gifted subs?! You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. However, recently, modern online enthusiasts have raised one question science has yet been unable to answer: is it sus? Either way, I've had enough. Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. Please, I moaned. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. i love doublelift till my last breath die hard fan of doublelift. That's why Grammarly can help. Copypasta can usually be found posted in a discussion about any subject, and will usually be intended to draw out newer users into responding negatively to it, much to the amusement of more veteran users. "Well you seeWUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . . I agreed. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. and our "Excuse me siryou may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." Scan this QR code to download the app now. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. Anyway, the gym awaits, see ya man good talk. 43 wars are declared simultaneously , YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! "It's ok," I admit. UNINSTALLING VALORANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, . . To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever" (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) . Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. 11 ^ 1 That was a mistake. The actual formatting of the meme lends itself extremely well to Twitter given your ability to post separate photos in the same tweet. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. | Know Your Meme. I value her so much I want to go on and on but I don't wish to bore you. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. if u have any new ones gimme so i can update. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Tired of Weebs? And his haircut. "Not everything is to my liking." Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. First your graphics card will start to emit the flu virus, your ram will be uploaded online so everyone will be able to use it, your motherboard will slowly secrete acidic resin which will fry the electronics. Type !claim to activate, SLEEP TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BED , GO TO SLEEP . Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I good surgeon. You didn't improve. "Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. Everyone had masks on, but as soon as he spoke I recognized the voice. Darryl give me job. It's my father. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Eggs are a good source of energy, mind if I take one? " Posted on Jul 9, 2019Updated on May 20, 2021, 9:06 am CDT. People get so trolled by the bubble, and her voice lines are so cute like when she sings about chocolate cake LOL! Please fucking end my suffering. You must have special taste!" Remember me? Jarsoty! They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. Babbling book is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. Kim Jong Un die! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! Forever. Jimmy Conway : You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. I ask because of all the crying and whining I've heard coming from your house. The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. She laughs. . You know how some people say that math is mental abuse to humans? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. literally the funniest joke in the world s . Whenever you idiots Pog Champ, I am reading the works of Plato, etc. more like Mega Sus!!!!' I am feeling so empowered. . I always thought 'What is the difference'. No amount of therapy will save me. Yeah, Im a smash player. I miss the old Harambe. i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you, You notice 4+ length message in the chat. I'm in bronze and I could compete better than all of the players in this tournament. Line up at the start. In the first image, a character of the posters choice will propose a situation but rebuke it themselves as just a hypothetical. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. pic.twitter.com/mMHUBuwIir, What if I put mysummoning signnext to yoursHahah just kidding unless..? You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! I hide in fishing boat, come to America. I don't want my son to learn how to suck at video games, You fucked up kid. Hahahaha! He opened up QTs stream to find him sitting in queue He frantically began tabbing between his client and QTs stream, then one after the other both queues popped. Cancel. I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. 1000 feet. OpieOP BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY OpieOP VALORANT I CANNOT PLAY OpieOP EU STAR PLAYERS I HAVE TO PAY OpieOP PROPER HEALTHCARE AN OCEAN AWAY OpieOP YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT OpieOP IM NA OpieOP, 4Head I'm from NA 4Head My job is streaming 4Head Getting out of groups? Not a single soul: You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Skip! One day, Yakuza boss need heart. Makes him feel like he's back there in the jungle. Then I wake up. Buy our product. ()() , EMOJI TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE EMOJI, OMFG LMFAO LOL XD , I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. Did you and Rania have a child recently? OR ANY DAY THIS WEEK. This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. (srry for the rant just got pissed of filtering through trinkets for the last time) edit: also in response to @mankiller34 im just going to my profile and clicking find upgrades under the tab and it shows a spell power trinkets as top rating thats the reason for this post not because im looking for spell power trinkets I'm crying now and my face hurts. Onions, SNOYY!! 30,000 feet. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better. By clicking View Page, you affirm that you are at least eighteen years old. The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. This video: wait that's illegal If you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell amogus 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage, They know me as the headshot machine. TS Mishra University or TSM is a Nigerian hospital in UP, India with notable students like Mathuresh Wardhal (Matt Wardell) I'm an XSET fan, and I don't know why everyone just seems just hate them? . The poop accelerates. Every country has at least one main dish. I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. You discugst me in every way possible and I will hang you for your crimes. It's just don't you grow tired of the egos?" And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I just wanted to stop by since you missed the last reunion, I was looking for you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt, I was only nine years old. Read all of the latest issues for free in our live flip mag now. I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. Weak tempo play, Reynad. The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and for a moment the two felt unsalted. . You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. . To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. packin some dobonhonkeros. Heat lives his life as jett, he is jett, he only plays jett, he cosplay as jett to play jett, he memorized all jett lines, imagine playing only jett since day 1 of your career omg heat is gonna show up as jett in berlin good luck cned. Eating the sauces without understanding their significance is literally cultural appropriation and it's not okay, Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (oo) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (`). I love salt too. Reynad confessed, as he slipped his feminine hand into Kripps and smirked. the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth. That's as good as nothing. Thanks so much for your submission! This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Sets him on edge. Hello, fellow homosexuals. The sound echoes through the empty mansion. W K s s . Me: so you have chosen death After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. When I first heard him say this, it was in the context of a joke, so I laughed, and then I forgot about it. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. Bruh. That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! a real set of badonkers. Doublelift isn't so great? You have no original thoughts. Only the chosen one can stack these cans! Unless (also known as Just kiddingUnless?) I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? Wed love to hear from you. "Got a spare?" A copypasta is a chunk of text that has been repeatedly copied and pasted on the web. . And I mean it. , My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Wow great game!! Le zoomer, I am BOOMER!!! The poop accelerates. It's Laura. BEAT wait for it to rain Haha what's up spurcifer, it's Tannerius from Rome. Put 'em around the la casa. I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability was it worth it? all the while people are laughing harder than they ever did

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